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April 27th, 2004, 02:33 AM
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EndQuest
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A lady lived in a small Minnesota town had two pet monkeys that she was very fond of. One of them took sick and died. A couple of days later the other died of a broken heart. Wishing to keep them, the lady took them to the taxidermist. The man asked if she would like them mounted. "Oh, no," she replied, "Just have them holding hands."
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You know all this talk about self-examination?
Well, I checked myself and felt two lumps right below my penis. I wasn't worried tho'... I remembered I am SINGLE and I still have mine.
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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ April 26, 2004 11:35 PM: Message edited by: EndQuest ]</font>
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April 27th, 2004, 02:36 AM
#2
Inactive Member
When they were bad did she spank the monkeys?
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April 27th, 2004, 10:53 AM
#3
Inactive Member
weird, I felt three lumps when I was checkin' m'self [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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April 27th, 2004, 01:00 PM
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Peter Peeker
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I only got one... [img]redface.gif[/img]
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April 27th, 2004, 01:16 PM
#5
Inactive Member
more info then nessacery ..
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